Peter's publicist has prepared a short quiz for all of our readers to take to help them understand the new words her client has been speaking. After reviewing for content, I've posted it below. Answers are at the bottom (but don't cheat).
1. Peter's first two syllable word (not counting words that repeat themselves i.e. Mom-Mom) was:
a. Apple
b. Cracker
c. Chachi
d. Dammit
2. One of Peter's clearest and most frequent words is, of course, "Mom." Which person from the list below is referred to as "Mom" with much frequency?
a. Chief
b. Daddy
c. Vincent
d. Uncle Kevin
3. Of the following family members, whom does Peter identify with a swallowed grunt as opposed to his/her real name?
a. Auntie Kate
b. Uncle George
c. Chief
d. Daddy
4. Which of the following action verbs is NOT part of Peter's vocabulary?
a. Stop!
b. Go!
c. Cook!
d. Poop!
5. How long will it take for Peter to say "Daddy" regularly?
a. 1 year
b. 1 week
c. 1 day
d. Never
Answer key:
1.) b., thank God
2.) b., Yep. He calls me "Mom!" all the time.
3.) c., Although he sees him all the time, he still doesn't say it. That's a tough word, admittedly.
4.) a. & d., Sorry - had to throw in a poop joke. Gave you 50% chance of success, didn't I?
5.) I'm going with b. It's gotta happen soon, right? If you answered "d," you're not my friend.
3 comments:
i think it would be hilarious if he called you 'mom' forever. haaa.
Thanks Gritty Brits. Thanks.
He can't say "stop" or "poop", if he ever has to say both in a sentence there's gonna be touble (and perhaps some ruined shoes).
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