Two Great Tastes

I'm traveling for work at the moment so all of my anecdotes are second hand. That doesn't make them any less great. Here's one for you:

Today, Peter poured half a jug of (pure) maple syrup (expensive) into a container of Nesquik.

My poor wife was outside shoveling snow for a brief moment and noticed Pete left her sight for maaaaybe thirty seconds. She walked inside to check on him and found the amber, choco-sugary evidence.

Needless to say, a long talk was had.

I'm not joking when I say I wish I was home.