
Today, Peter poured half a jug of (pure) maple syrup (expensive) into a container of Nesquik.
My poor wife was outside shoveling snow for a brief moment and noticed Pete left her sight for maaaaybe thirty seconds. She walked inside to check on him and found the amber, choco-sugary evidence.
Needless to say, a long talk was had.
I'm not joking when I say I wish I was home.